A euphemism. Commonly used by arrogant, aggressive and disrespectful people to put a positive spin on their behaviour.
Also used by normal folk to describe primitive beings who feel it necessary to crush or dominate everyone and everything around them.
Also used by normal folk to describe primitive beings who feel it necessary to crush or dominate everyone and everything around them.
Linda: I'm not being a bitch! I'm being assertive... I have every right to tell you what to do and how to live if I disagree with it...
Mike: Uhh... you're a biatch....
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Garry: That new manager's quite assertive...
Pat: Yep, quite assertive.... so assertive I want to go home and puke (spoken with delightful sarcasm)
Mike: Uhh... you're a biatch....
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Garry: That new manager's quite assertive...
Pat: Yep, quite assertive.... so assertive I want to go home and puke (spoken with delightful sarcasm)
by qorn48 July 14, 2011
Get the assertive mug.Any type of alcohol (especially beer and liquor). This term is typically used in social contexts--but definitely not at a highbrow cocktail party. Use this term when you don't want to be blatant about your alcohol consumption (in front of parents, grown-ups, etc) or when you just want to sound fratty.
Teenage kid #1: Hey, dude, are we set for the party tonight?
Kid #2: Yeah, don't worry. My big brother already picked up the liquid assets for us.
Kid #1: Sweet. Thanks.
Kid #2: Yeah, don't worry. My big brother already picked up the liquid assets for us.
Kid #1: Sweet. Thanks.
by urbanite2 May 31, 2010
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Those ugly-as-sin pants that have words written across the ass-cheeks. When watching a woman assvertising while she walks, you get this effect: "hillCREST" (step) "HILLcrest" depending on which ass-cheek is up. Severely not sexy.
Look, Tanya's decided to assvertise today!
"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."
"Should I buy these pants?" "Ew, no, those are assvertising pants."
by Nikaia July 16, 2008
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by JMmm June 9, 2005
Get the assertain mug.A trick, or a weasel like maneuever. Or used to describe someone who is totally out of the ordinary and suffers from a natural high. Also a character name in the popular RPG Diablo, and Diablo 2. Used solely by Thomas Osborn.
"Enron CEO's are the greatest example of aserty like behavior."
"You're really an aserty, you know that right?"
"You're really an aserty, you know that right?"
by Thomas Osborn October 8, 2003
Get the aserty mug.1. The most favorite term of busybody psychos to hide behind with their thought stomping and overbearing behaviour.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
2. A Term used by emotional abusers and other mouthbreathers to justify their indifference to the harm they are doing by being deliberately blind to the obvious consequences of their own personal actions.
3. Originally set to promote proud empowered behaviour that does not harm others (not a single fuck was given that day, as long as I did not do immediate harm to others). However, as with any other postivie and upbringing things it got hijacked and perverted by power tripping authoritarians to promote downbringing, dream killing and ignorance towards free will and self determination.
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We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.
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- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
We decided to stop caring about what other say about us being helicopter parents. From now on we will be assertive and wear it as a badge of honor, no matter how many lives of our kids will be broken by this. Our kids will eventually yield to us. With this economy they will have no other choice.
3:
- From now on I am a plant based person. them vegans seem to be cool guys after you know how to avoid over the top crazies. At least they are somewhat overall healthier then the rest of us, like for example Bill Clinton.
- Shut up and eat your meat. We are assertive family that works with CPS and no child will get behind, including you with your silly selt determined malnurishment. Just do as we tell you, for the hungry kids in Africa. There is no I in the team and we are happy for you to be a teamplayer!
by Spaceship Earth Astronaut September 4, 2013
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