Assbroofsu

A sport in which two opponents compete and try to touch clamp their opponents ass in each hands

Yo we were playing assbroofsu last night at the park

by Donkeytitties April 25, 2017

assdoor

A natural woman who doesn't let everyone have anal sex with her and keeps her pride

Sarah is such an assdoor I wish more people were like her

by DoorMasterComa September 17, 2017

asstoomouth

When a humanoid rips ones Bong and receives a Stale hit of smoke causing an repugnant bitter tang on ones tongue.

Rips - Inspire a cloud of smoke into ones lungs

Bong - Waterpipe used to inspire Medical Cannabis

Repugnant - Hurl

Hurl - Throw up

Tang - Also refers to your mothers vaginal region or that delicious orange drink, but in this case just a more appropriate word for taste.

Damn ninja, I just asstoomouthed that 2 footer. What sort of bum ass reefer you holding.

by Brotanical October 10, 2017

Assblow

When you think your gonna fart and hit mud. Loading your undies. When you sneeze and squirt a turd in your pants unexpectedly.

Ol' Creeper was drinking hard last night and blew chow and later he had a full on, out the back of his short ASSBLOW.. that shit was sick!

by Wind of the South. June 10, 2018

assnoob

A really bad cheater at video games. Combination of asshole and noob.

Hello, what are you doing?
I am cheating throughout the whole damn video game!
Fuck you, you really bad cheater! You are an assnoob!!!

by pornuser May 21, 2018

ASSHOOKER

One who does anal for money

person 1: Hey, I'm really feeling like penetrating some ass, geez.
person 2: Geez, bro if you got some cash lu da torre will give you a great deal for it.
person 1: Geez, thanks!! Really craving an ASSHOOKER rn.

by JesusIsBullshit February 4, 2019

Asszooka

Weaponizable bio-device that ejects polished, refined nuggets of fine skatole at high velocity.

Hey bro what's up dude wanna chill, I brought my hookah!
Oh shit bro run dude he's got that ASSZOOKA

by Chunkmastarr January 25, 2026