AGBot

A retarded bot which make everyones life miserable in the channel #ag.

AGBot: I PWNZ0RZ U OLOLLOOLOLOLLOOLOL
<You have been time-banned for 60mins>

by Foxy64 November 5, 2006

Royal Ascot

Sexual position / experimentation involving a hooker (or any other sexual partner) and a horse. The method is having a horse sit on ones chest to effect auto-asphyxiation while being given a handjob.

Jeff "my heads still spinning from last night"
Drederick "why's that?"
J "i payed for a Royal Ascot"
D "Really? Was she a thorough-bred?"

by Chimm Ritchells September 23, 2011

dakota abbott

Midget with a tiny penis.

That midget over there with a tiny penis is dakota abbott.

by Jejshdiejegwisis May 12, 2017

Greg Abbott

Term for anyone who raped and had sex with your mother last night and is trying to prevent them for aborting the new baby, especially someone with half the state of Texas as their fan club. Named after an asshole who passed a heartbeat act during his tenure as governor

All of the sudden Greg Abbott swoops in and financially collapses my mother, and by extension me.

by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021

Ashot

A living cyclopedia..
Can answer every question..

but almost every aswer he comes up with is a bit twisted and a bit

Ashot : have you ever heard about elephantits?

by Mogens213312144 December 21, 2008

Abbott

Australian slang largely considered offensive. refers to a person devoid of any moral compassion, and in extreme interpretations can be taken to refer to a fascist.

That criminal is worse than Abbott (referring to barbaric crime)

by munch6 September 4, 2014

albot albot sauce

Any sauce created from mixing portions of various other sauces, dressings, marinades, and whatever other liquids in your fridge door when you can't figure out what to dip your food into or what to cover your food with.

So named because you add A Little Bit Of This, A Little Bit Of That...

~Can be served hot or cold... depending on what tastes better...

When he got home last night, Mark couldn't figure out what to put on his rice, so he made some albot albot sauce instead.

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006