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requestion

when you want something but you don't really know how to ask
"Hey mum, I have a requestion"
by justanotherindi January 13, 2020
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Requestion

When you give someone a requirement or request (i.e., tell them what to do) but deliver it in the form of a question, making it seem like they have a choice.
At the end of the meeting Sam's boss said "You'll send that report to me by 5pm today, right?".

When Sam was getting ready to head home Pat said "You better send that file before you go, if you don't you're going to get in big trouble!"

Sam sighed and looked for the report, knowing it wouldn't be read for a week (if ever) but also knew he'd hear about it in his annual review if he ignored another requestion from his manager.
by Saussygal July 2, 2020
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this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
Request to revise existing word
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
by LES94 September 20, 2021
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Amos’s Request

Something that you can ignore
Hey did you hear about Amos’s Request?
Yeah it’s something you can ignore.
by Krammil July 12, 2022
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Booty friend request

When you receive a Facebook friend request late a night from a person you were flirting with earlier.
OMG he just sent me a friend request at 2am!
Oooo man he's looking for that booty friend request.
by Bob Madlehouser May 30, 2016
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Request Block

(v) the act of getting a message on FireFox, Safari, Google Chrome or any other internet source on the shitty Macbooks that the School District decided to hand out that will re-occur until refreshed enough times, quit the application enough times, or restarting your laptop.
Student: FUCK, i am getting request blocked.
by -JBuch22- January 1, 2012
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requestion

A request that you do something, but doing it is formed as a pseudo question--often by a figure of authority--that's really a statement. (BTW--requests from your girl/boy friend in such a manner don't count; that's called rhetoric).
Scene: in an all-department meeting; your name is Beauchamp
The requestion...
Your boss: Beauchamp, could you put together an outline of every promo event from last year by tomorrow?

You: think WTF?!

say I'm on it

do pretend to make a reminder note to yourself
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