Arm Napkin

Using a shirt sleeve, like a napkin, to wipe up a mess of any variety.

Stan's secretary blew him under the desk and he shot a hot sticky nut on her face. Realizing she had no tissue to wipe off her chin, she used his Arm Napkin to clean up leaving it crusty and stained for his upcoming 3 p.m. meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Tennis Arm

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.

Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

ham arms

When a person's arms are so fat it looks like there are hams hanging off of them. Usually a female.

Hey BP...that chick has ham arms.

by R F May 31, 2006

Popeye arm

when a male has one hugely muscular forearm, (generally their prefered hand) due to masturbating too much

losers always have huge popeye arms

by dirtybird45 September 12, 2009

chicken arms

Small bi's(bicep) like a chicken.

Bro, Do you even lift? with those chicken arms.

by Lil bebang June 11, 2014

arm & hammer

Cocaine, coke, blow, crack, white powda, rocks, magic rocks etc.

Oh look what came in the mail, a scale and some arm & hammer - Outkast

I got to make a million ... using no flows, just arm & hammer and four o's - Nelly

by Robin Pocket May 9, 2004

baby arm

An extraordinarily large penis

"How the hell did he expect me to fit that baby arm of his into my mouth?!?!"

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003