Ancient

The time of the dinosaurs

"That computer is ancient, bro!"

by Da_Man8291 May 7, 2016

ancient

somebody over 40 years old, as said in arthur.

ancient may be a way to express the age of youre mom or dad.

by ohyesdaddy165 November 4, 2019

ancient oak

Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.

“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”

“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”

by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife"
fuck you kyle you fat fuck

I have an ancient piano skeleton!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

ancient piano skeleton

Stands for "Beautiful Wife" in the United Kingdom.

I have a ancient piano skeleton named Rebecca!

by gengrills December 12, 2023

ancient is dumb

hes fucking dumb hes honestly ridicoulos i cant say with letters how stupid and fucking dumb is this fucking bitch like honestly hes so fucking dumb he should die in a fire his discord # is fucking stupid too like "Ancient#6877" hes retarded omg hes so fucking dumb like he should go into a school then learn the word stupidity because thats what he is FUCKING STUPID

me: you know that ancient is dumb?
friend : oh yeah ancient is dumb very dumb
me: aight thats litty lit lets go for some water

by ancientisdummbb January 7, 2020

ancient world poach

when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.

Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.

by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020