Ancient Mesopotamia

The best parody song in the world! The original song is crank that by Soulja boy, and the parody is Ancient Mesopotamia by Mr. Nicky!

Hey Alexa! Play ancient Mesopotamia by Mr. Nicky

by Stinkletoot November 3, 2023

The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

by I need something to do October 19, 2018

ancient meme

Technically A Meme You have Seen Before. Doesn't Matter if it is A Minute or a Second Ago. It is ancient.

Maurys: Y'all still Talk?
Mush: Nah
Maurys: Why though?
Mush: Nigga Tagged me in an Ancient Meme.
Maurys: I get You.

by Maurys Gaucho October 25, 2017

ancient wall hax

hax used by only the most skilled of pwnzors. They come from the golden age of wall hax.

"oh dang keith you just got pwnd!"
"no dude thats gay he's using ancient wall hax"
"what a pwnzor"

by MOTP April 25, 2008

ancient alien guy

A meme which is used to describe something which is damn true. It's a picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos with his hands out in front of him and squinting.

Ancient alien guy: never meant what they said: girls.

by Daufq da Gamer April 27, 2017

ancientivity

The state of being so old that you think you can make up fancy sounding words to come across as erudite.

Jon's ancientivity is really showing in the way he writes his emails

by bryntannica July 8, 2022