The temporary loss of memory as soon as you enter a walmart store and forget everything there was on the shopping list (even when you had meticulously made a neat mental list). Recovery occurs slowly starting exactly when you pulled out of parking all the way until you reached your home.
Irritated Wife: Did you bring all that I'd asked for?
unhappy-with-himself Husband: No, I suffered a Walmart Amnesia.
Irritated Wife: You lazy scumbag!
unhappy-with-himself Husband: No, I suffered a Walmart Amnesia.
Irritated Wife: You lazy scumbag!
by -[MDA]- June 28, 2010
Get the Walmart Amnesia mug.The Tom Abuse Amnesia Syndrome is a phenomena in the atheist community where almost every victim of Tom Unboxes either forgets that the abuse occurred at all or after some time comes to believe what they use to view as abuse was actually justified.
The phenemona involves the inability to recall dramatic events that would not typically be lost with ordinary forgetting. The amnesia appears to be caused by traumatic or stressful experiences endured or witnessed on Discord.
The phenemona involves the inability to recall dramatic events that would not typically be lost with ordinary forgetting. The amnesia appears to be caused by traumatic or stressful experiences endured or witnessed on Discord.
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The condition of forgetting what a slut someone is no matter how many heinous slutty things they have done. Usually achieved through manipulation or the use of nature's credit card.
Despite all of the horribly slutty things Katie has done, including interfering with marriages, ruining relationships, and cheating of every guy she has ever been with, Luke has a bad case of slut amnesia and decided to date her anyway. This won't end well for Luke.
by Amethyst Fire October 26, 2015
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“Customers have been calling about that issue for weeks! We talked about this yesterday, and you were trained on it. You must be suffering from call center amnesia”
by Setzerx4 July 23, 2012
Get the Call Center Amnesia mug.I saw that film last week. I think it was good, but I've got pretty bad movie amnesia; I was kissing Sam for most of it!
I can't remember if I've seen it or not... maybe it's movie amnesia, I've been to the cinema with Joe a lot lately!
I can't remember if I've seen it or not... maybe it's movie amnesia, I've been to the cinema with Joe a lot lately!
by Corsair February 22, 2008
Get the movie amnesia mug.Noun: Alcohol. A drink which, if consumed in sufficient quantities makes you forget large episodes of your life. A popular phrase due to its assonance with the patent medicine 'Milk of Magnesia'.
"...and while dancing you unzipped her dress and pulled it to the floor. Then you pissed in the bride's champagne glass and honked up all over the cake."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."
"Yes, I remember every bit of that. Just tell me how come I woke up this morning in the driver's seat of my car outside my house?"
"Put it down to the milk of amnesia."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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