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Amazon and anal

Like Netflix and chill, but when your girl is shopping online while you fuck
Girl: Amazon and Anal?
Dude: Sure, I'll get the laptop you get the condoms
by TheCantoneseAsian April 4, 2016
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amazon jungle

a hairy ass fucking pussy. a guys worst nightmare. case senario, you go down to finger a bitch and its so thick down there u feel like running to the garage to get the power hedge trimmers. please ladies keep it clean. :)
"holy fuck dude, i went down on that slut i met last night at the club, i swear to god i needed my machete to get through that amazon jungle!"
by hairy box is not good 4 u February 9, 2004
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Flamming Amazon

When your railing a girl missionary style right before you cum you pull out and light her pubes on fire and extingush with your man sauce
Damn, i just gave that girl a Flamming Amazon!
by Parker Hutchison September 18, 2008
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amazon package

When you find out his dick was mostly padding stuffed in his boxers...
I took him home, only to find out it was an amazon package!
by My cock! March 9, 2016
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amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.
Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.
by shitz96815 November 25, 2019
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Amazon Echo

A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream
Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod
by Pacedonica April 4, 2019
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Amazon Hoplite

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.
Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.
by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018
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