Alotafondleitis

The medical term defining a chronic masturbator.

"Carpel tunnel syndrome in teenage males is often caused by Alotafondleitis."

"I have trouble keeping jobs because of my Alotafondleitis."

by Brad Edgerton January 8, 2009

Altavese

Unique,caring,and loving person who put everybody they love first.

Everybody love a Altavese

by Altavese December 20, 2016

altay

Big nose, many hoes

Altay is a Person with a big nose, but with many hoes

by derchief January 2, 2017

Alta High School

This high school in Utah has all types of people. the girls are either molly mormons, hoes, vsco girls, or “edgy.” there are so many crackhead it’s not funny everyone vapes and gets high during school and in class you’ll see stoned people and people who literally vape in class. there are “ghetto” white boys who think they can fight and are allowed to say the N word. there are fake people that switch up on you left and right and you can’t trust anyone. people are using mental illnesses as a personality trait and you can only be “popular” or hang out with them if you wear brandy melville and have blonde shiny hair. the boys are mormon fboys that asknfor nudes 24/7 and do drugs. the teachers don’t do anything to stop this and it just a bad environment to be in all around. no one cares about education and skipping class is an everyday thing.

person : what school do you go to ?

me : the gay ass school Alta High School

by skjskjskjsandioopandioop August 9, 2019

alotawhere

When there are several things going on at once in several locations.

This Coronavirus is alotawhere!

by Kandykane April 3, 2020

altardation

To assume the limited mental capabilities of one, Alan Edwards.

That guy just ate his own feces and giggled, that's some serious altardation right there.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020

altarded

To suffer from altardation.

That idiot chewing on his own toenails is super altarded.

by surfbytes December 3, 2020