Compton alarm clock

Police sirens.

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.

by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009

Lunk Alarm

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.

*drops a weight accidentally*
Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*

by Hardstuck Internet November 11, 2022

alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.

Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.

by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006

sex alarm

When you set your alarm half hour/ hour early to make time for sex before work

Steve- ' Damm the alarm's gone off an hour early, what are we going to do for the next hour' ?

Alice- ' Dont worry, that's just the sex alarm' !

by unico2525 September 14, 2010

tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.

i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.

by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009

Alfaro

The last name Alfaro is a Mexican last name. Alfaro's have a big attitude and are very intimidating. They are party people, usually they get drunk and are the life of the party. They are loyal and caring, but dont get on their bad side, you will see just how ruthless they can be. If an Alfaro doesn't like you, you will never get the end of it. Alfaro's are very tough, they have thick skin and dont care what others think.

"now I know not to mess with Alfaro's, im in some deep shit now"

by valiendo verga June 7, 2021

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010