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Ali

a twat. a total twat. so much so that people look at him and ROT. they would want to kill themselves out of how much ugliness one face can have on its head. a Ali is someone who is an L Magnet, meaning if you took an L, and even take a small glance at the Ali, it will take the L from you instantly. At Halloween, the Ali doesn't dress up, it goes as itself, because it is ugly enough that people look at it and go 'what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?'.
oh god! look at that gross thing! it must be a Ali.

I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Ali, and now my L is gone!
I just took an L when my car broke down at the Car show, but i looked at the Ali, and now my L is gone!
by PinTheRiddle June 11, 2019
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Ali is the sexiest man alive.

He has the biggest dick and is the best at sex. Watch out for Ali he will definitely take your girl.
Omg get me an Ali.

Fuck mohanad get Ali now.

Ooo Ali u have such a big dick.
by Dick man 123 May 18, 2019
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by Rerjeb February 18, 2017
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Common name for extreme homosexuals and gay right activists.

Synonymous to: James Charles, Transgender, Homosexual, and someone who is feminine male.
I saw a man in the middle of the road waving a gay pride flag.

Man, he was such an ali.
by Bruh6699 June 10, 2019
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loves colour so much he sticks markers up his butt for pleasure
Ali: *sticks marker up butt*
Everyone: nooooo that was the best flavour now it smells like crap
by RaptorXTS February 12, 2019
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A girl that’s brain doesn’t fully function causing problems in motor skills and functioning. An Ali is usually really scrawny and missing their ass. Ali’s have brown hair and brown eyes.
Dude 1: is she retarted?

Dude 2: nah that’s just an Ali
by Turkey#2 June 5, 2018
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Look at that dumpster, it's so garbanzo beans. Just like Ali. Trash.

My AP Lit teacher's first name is Alexandra but she calls herself Ali, and she a bitch. That first period class is garbanzo beans.
by Small Oof May 7, 2019
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