When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.
by pomboricus May 27, 2011

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.
I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.
by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
by Timmeh609 June 15, 2011

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003

by jsykyourstupid August 30, 2010

My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.
Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.
Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.
by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011
