false advertising

when a chick looks hot with sunglasses and takes them off and is ugly

she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011

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advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

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Advertisement is maybe the most hated thing on the internet.
Some of them are for showing products, services, clickbait, viruses, etc.

Try an adblocker if you don't want to see any advertisement.

1: Wait what.. What is this square looking thingy?
2: Uhh that's and advertisement.
1: Well sh!t.

by Fpurnocgtriaomn November 26, 2017

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you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits.

dude, try spelling advertisements without semen between the tits

by harrehslou May 30, 2018

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The reason people don't watch Cable TV anymore

I used to have cable TV, but most of the shows suck, and there are too many advertisements

by Wqter January 5, 2019

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A dumb thing that has somehow trumped the level of annoying that mosquitos have earned.

Fuck off corporate big guy. No, I don't want to buy anything from a sketchy site called wish I want to watch/read/write my video/article/novel instead of looking at advertisements

by BigManMitchel October 5, 2019

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