Presitard

A national leader so completely retarded that he, in and of himself, becomes a new definition of retardedness.

George W. Bush is a presitard.

by DutchMonkey May 4, 2007

advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014