Acorn

A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.

Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"

by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021

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Ate an acorn

When you take a shit so big it’s more like a tree is growing out of your ass than defecating

I threw out my back, I should drink more water, I shouldn’t have ate an acorn.

by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022

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Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

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Give acorn

A healing item used in a Roblox game

Two words that should heal your mental injuries from something cringy/disgusting someone said or something cringy/disgusting you've seen.

Hey look Jack,that kid is doing a fortnite dance!
Give acorn

Even acorn can't heal my eyes

by Chromik January 3, 2021

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Give acorn

A healing item used in a roblox game

Two words that should heal your mental injuries upon seeing/hearing someone saying/doing something cringy/disgusting.

Hey look Jack,that kid is doing a fortnite dance
Give acorn
Even acorn can't heal my eyes

by Chromik January 3, 2021

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