Absolute Chad

A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum

Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.

by ChineseMan88 September 17, 2019

absolute bollocks

An expression of disbelief or disagreement

You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!

by motocycologist May 23, 2009

Absolute Unit

Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.

I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.

by Mr. Obelisk December 3, 2018

absolute chonker

(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.

Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?

Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.

by ThisOnesForYouLucasAndIzzy November 15, 2019

Absolute cunt rocket

Disabled dan

You know that kid that can’t actually do anything on a bike? Just crashes on flips? Ah yeah that absolute cunt rocket? Yeah that’s him, disabled dan

by Skinupp December 31, 2019

absolutely not

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020

absolute small

The smallest non-zero number. It can be written as 0.000...1 (as in, there is an infinite line of zeros between the decimal point and the 1). It can also be refered to as an infinitillionth, as it is the result of dividing 1 by an infinitillion.

I have an absolute small amount of patience left with you!

I'm so poor that I don't even claim to own an infinitillionth of a cent.

by Anonumerical December 5, 2020