Axle Grease

any stiff pomade for the hair

at Hair Force One...

- Haircut Sir?
- Do you have any stiff pomade for my kind of hair?
- no, but you will find some good machine shops around the corner where you can buy some axle grease for a good price.

by William Warney April 23, 2011

Greased axle

When you are having sexual intercourse and you quickly pull out and pour motor oil on your erect penis. Then you lay down, throw the woman (preferably drunk) on top of you, penetrate her, and spin her around until she vomits.

John: yo the party was crazy last night bro!

Mark: i no i was there!..i found jess in the garage and gave her the greased axle!

John: sickkkkk!

by Fredmike April 13, 2009

axle

another word for aholes, a total d*ck

axle is such a d*ck

by pwnerfoo May 22, 2010

Broken Axle

When you keep going after one of your limbs gives out or cramps up during sex.

She said I was the best she ever had even though I had a broken axle the whole time.

by Rshrsh July 26, 2014

axle piss shampoo

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.

by will January 5, 2003

wrapped around the axle

To be confused by something, to the point of paralysis. Imagine driving a car over a wire fence. The fence becomes wrapped around the axle, stopping the car.

This network problem has got me wrapped around the axle.

by MarkfromIL April 21, 2006

Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.

I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!

by meow2u3 August 25, 2010