assballs

Fecal remnants sticking to pubic hairs around anus; dingleberries; a general exclaimation of negativity.

Make sure you don't have any assballs before wearing my boxers.

This sucks assballs!

by LindsayLu September 22, 2004

assblast

A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.

I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.

by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008

assbeef

The inner meat of the anus.

Ah god! Look at that goatse! you can see his assbeef!!

by BBN September 14, 2003

assbeef

An external, exposed part of the rectum. Usually occurs as a result of anal sex with insufficient lubrication and a quick removal of the penis or other object.

I had my penis in her butt and she pulled away too quick. Now she has assbeef.

by Dan September 10, 2004

assball syndrome

A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)

Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"

Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"

by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006

Assbar

A common abbreviation for All Star Batman and Robin. The title of the book abbreviates to ASBAR, which was changed by readers to ASSBAR, as the quality of the book was far below expectations from a Batman book, especially a Batman book written by Frank Miller.

"What would you say is the worst comic book ever written?"
"Oh man, ASSBAR is easily the worst thing ever written."
"At least it gave us The Goddamn Batman."

by doublechris April 14, 2010

assbastard

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003