planking

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.

Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"

by alexman91 June 6, 2011

Plank

Awesome.
Exceptional.
Amazing.
In good taste.
Beneficial.

"Man, this record is plank."
"I saw a show last night, it was plank."

by avieth March 4, 2008

Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked, face to face, on top of another person, in a rigid horizontal state.

Dude 1: So did you tap that last night broseph?

Dude 2: Nah man shes proper frigid, so just ended up planking.

by Plankwhore December 22, 2010

Planking

An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.

Hey bro, get a pic of me planking

by Planker100000000000000 June 8, 2011

Plank

Probably describes someone named Josh.
Stupid

What an absolute plank

by MADLADS September 18, 2019

Planking

Planking, when an individual stiffens their body, lies face down expressionless on an object whilst straightening their arms and legs, pointing their fingers and toes. Importantly takes a photograph and names it then posts it on Facebook.

Planking on a narrow protrusion or a long slender pole like a plank.

by Madvx July 9, 2011

planking

When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.

-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.

by Paige Is Ripping June 15, 2011