A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.
I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".
by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010
Get the Painter's Specialmug. When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
Get the Paintermug. It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023
Get the Alex paintermug. by davicrow August 20, 2023
Get the Pony Paintermug. A sexual activity in which the man performs the helicopter upon ejaculation, causing his seed to spray all over the walls and ceiling. Then, once he has finished, he picks up the lady, and eats her out while she sits on his shoulders. During this time, the woman licks his semen AKA "paint" off of the walls and ceiling.
"Man, Joey, I was with Felicia the other night, and we finally did the painter's hold! It was the best time ever!"
by turbosmoothie June 23, 2018
Get the The Painter's Holdmug. by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013
Get the wall paintermug. The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.
by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021
Get the Painters Guffmug.