Painter

Very random person in the Crackhead Dungeon server who will find an interest for 2 days then move on to the next one, also really likes roleplaying and asks if we can everyday, also has her status to offline 99.99% of the time.

(Nobody will get this reference)

-“Oh wow, Painter’s finally online!”
-Painter just made another edgy oc!

by Dazzh September 6, 2021

piss painter

One who pisses with paint

That piss painter is really making a mess of this canvas.

by drfreeman75 May 19, 2019

Painter's Snuffjob

To mistake paint for yoghurt and die as a result of it's consumption

My grandpa died of a Painter's Snuffjob, he drank paint mistaking it for yoghurt

by DancingJebus November 9, 2023

wall painter

Someone called Hannah who is abnormally small and likes sucking black dick.

Hannah you're such a wall painter

by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013

carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012

Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016