The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.
by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021
Get the Painters Guffmug. When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
Get the Painters Pludgermug. It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023
Get the Alex paintermug. When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.
by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023
Get the Paintermug. by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010
Get the Sky Paintermug. by davicrow August 20, 2023
Get the Pony Paintermug. "He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."
"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"
by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024
Get the toe paintermug.