Painters Guff

The particular gaseous excretion from the female back passage of the species during the time of the dreaded period.

Oh dear, Audrey stinks!! Must be painters guff!!

by SonOfGoatBoy June 13, 2021

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016

Alex painter

It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.

I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.

by Rum diddily dum dum March 28, 2023

Painter

When your shit is so long it hits the bottom of the toilet and when it breaks off and falls to the side it paints a brown streak across your ass cheek.

Sorry I’m late. I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings December 6, 2023

Sky Painter

You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"

by rollercoasterkid April 12, 2010

Pony Painter

Slang term for Native American

There was a "pony painter" outside the tobacco shop trying to get money.

by davicrow August 20, 2023

toe painter

A person who is exceptionally slow or bad at following basic instructions

"He keeps pushing on that pull door...talk about a toe painter..."

"Get a load of that toe painter! They're driving on the wrong side of the road!"

by HalluxFatuus August 6, 2024