October 20th

national be a bad bitch and don’t play the game anymore day

Hey Jessie it’s October 20th, you show them what you’re made of!

by tinkdink123 October 20, 2019

April 20th

April 20th is a Simp Matija for 24 hours day.
If you know someone named Matija go do it!!

It's April 20th!! Let's simp Matija!!

by KetchupGirl11 April 14, 2021

September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

April 20th

National top hat day.

"Hey dude its April 20th"
"You mean national top hat day?"
"yep"

by Top hat addict April 16, 2020

May 20th

National “You are a Bird” Day

Person 1: yo, what’s your birthday?
Person 2: May 20th
Person 1: Ha ha, you’re a bird

by BirdsAren’tReal October 19, 2019

April 20th

On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)

“Hey nick have you had your first kiss?”
“Not yet, I’m a Vl.”
“Well Saturday is April 20th so I’ll take them from you”

by Gary Winthorp6969 April 18, 2019

20th November

a day to celebrate all the birthdays of people who were forgotten this year

oh it’s the 20th November

if you forget ur friends birthday, celebrate it on this day!

wow! it’s the twentieth of november, it’s a birthday! happy birthday baby!

by thatstheteashaunajames October 16, 2019