Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass
Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
by Social distancing got me like April 22, 2020
COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.
by Chloegirl13 September 01, 2020
A deadly, contagious disease believed to have been caused by the unfortunate double-booking of a meeting of the Bat-Fanciers Association and an acne-popping convention for the Spotty Dwarf Brigade, organised by renowned celebrity doodler, Briggsy, who is definitely going back to uni next year to do a Masters.
The CoBriggs-19 pandemic hit Nottingham's rent-boy community particularly hard due to Briggsy's refusal to stop fucking underage boys no matter how many pus-crazed bats feasted on what passes for his face the week before.
by False Buttocks October 21, 2020
by i_dont.get.the.joke._.16 January 19, 2021
July 19, is the day that the shyist and kind people are born. Lots of people born on this day are short for a long period of time. These people like to stay with there friends and also don't like competitors who try to take there friends away.
July 19, is the day that I was born and my friend was born on this day to, so we felt the same about this.
by TheJuly19th November 14, 2019
by Thizizmeh October 30, 2019
by Vsco_ Chicken_nugget November 17, 2019