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is an acronym for fat above pussy
Hi Becky, I can tell you gained some weight because of your fap.
by Sassafras123 November 21, 2010
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n. the sound made while masturbating. v. farting and crapping at the same time.
Get out of the bathroom,I have to take a fap!
by Suenu'u Faatoalia March 4, 2008
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v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound
My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!
by C-Bags28 March 26, 2009
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Group of freelance IT profressionals idling on IRC.
We got a good fap going on in here.
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FAP: Fair Access Policy (FAP) when you exceed the, facebook, WildBlue, HughesNet, quota for the amount of data that may be downloaded during a typical day. On the facebook site they give you a limited number of people that you may add in one day. You will receive a penalty for add more, " Invitations " than they allow. facebook limit is about 30, and it doesn't matter if these invitations are your Family members ! However the games facebook offers allows you to,
" SPAM " as many as your friends as possible. The question is does facebook really want people to connect,and if they do why the Limits ?
Hey, Man I've been FAP again by the Freaking FaceBook Commies !

Their not letting me get any more Face, cause I've been FAPed for adding to many invites !

I'm sitting in FAP limbo, they sent me a message to Chill out, cauz I'm adding to many friends !?!
by MagicLanternProductions March 21, 2010
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