cunt munching shit surfer

someone who muches on a cunt while trying to surf in their shit filled bog

a cunt munching shit surfer? now i've seen everything!

by Robin February 6, 2005

Donkey raping shit eater

sex move in which u fuck an ugly girl in the ass doggy style holding on to her hair and pulling back then just before you cum grab her knees and flip her heals over head and have her land on her back mouth up and shove your cock right down her throat and let loose.

Donkey raping shit eater

by JBut December 25, 2007

shit thread lock and b&

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.

OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"

by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010

Honk his shit out

The act of excessively honking ones horn when an automobile in front of you is turning very slowly. Often times the person getting honked out is either elderly, or just a piece of shit driver.

Seth: I was in such a hurry to get home today after I got done tanning and working out, I didn't want to miss the new episode of Jersey Shore, but this asshole in front of me took forever to turn.

James: Well did you honk his shit out?

Seth: Hell yeah I did, left my horn on for atleast 10 seconds after.

by Jaquill.Cuda January 3, 2010

Crack my shit up

Yo my white american brother you are making me laugh so hard that my anus could crack open

Hey man that is too funny you crack my shit up.

by SickAD June 10, 2009

Shit-Box (X-Box)

Another name for the X-Box gaming console.I'ts name derives from the fat load its carrying,for such low-quality gameplay,and graphics.In other words,I'ts a piece if black shit,with a green X on the top.

"Wow,are you ACTUALLY playing that load of shit console,called the "Shit-Box" gaming system?"

by Filmore May 27, 2003

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023