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zombie dick

The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.
"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
by killfags42 April 7, 2009
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Zombie Commander Cheef

Spidermans partner/wrestling captain in fighting the Green Goblin. They fight side by side all night and day until finally the Goblin is defeated. Whenever duty calls, Spiderman and the Zombie Commander Cheef are ready to hit that Goblin and rip him till he is all cashed!
Civilian: Spiderman! Zombie Commander Cheef! The Green Goblin iz attacking!!!
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.
by Drowz E May 7, 2009
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Lag Zombie

1. Some one who laughs at something but lags during the laugh.

2. When you hit some one and they "Lag" about it.

3. A real living dead zombie that lags.
Mootsey: Hits a person

Person: "oh my god thats so true!"

1 Minute later

Person: "OW"

Mootsey: "LAG ZOMBIE!" points at person
by Mootsey June 19, 2007
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Zombie

Something that eats you in your sleep, man.
by Dude40AssWhole January 29, 2009
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Zombie Flip

Static Inverted Side Flip 180.
Dave does a Zombie Flip.

Bunny: Wow, how did you do that...

Dave: whaa?

Bunny: You ok?

Dave falls over, dizzy from the flip.
by Bunny420. June 25, 2009
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ZOMBIED

The act of drinking with a bottle in each hand, while two stepping, then passing out due to intoxication.
"Damn that guy is so drunk dancing" "He's downing two drinks at once" he's dancing around just like a zombie. "That guys ZOMBIED"
by Skygrafik November 13, 2013
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Zombied

Being fcuked up on a mix of triple-c'z, a cough syrup (promethazine preferred) & smokin a fat blunt afterwards
dude i was fuckin zombied last night!! i was soo fucked up
by TheOriginalZombie May 3, 2010
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