texttard

Someone who has no texting abilities. They are either incredibly lame, slow, don't know the abbreviations used in texting, or don't get back with you.

I was texting Joe the other day, he's such a texttard, I just had to let that one go.

by youtoseemee September 27, 2011

texttard

One who struggles to impart a specific message or conversation using the text medium.

What the fuck does that mean? How many times do you need shown you fucking texttard ?

by Charlie Tully April 21, 2014

textation

Having a conversation solely through text messages.

I was having a textation with Mary for 20 minutes before I finally decided to call her.

by Nelius Xander December 24, 2007

Textament

The way people are supposed to text. So instead of oh my god its omg

wow, following the textament makes you text fast!

by Mason Manson December 9, 2008

texitstrategy

a false te xt to exit a converation

A texitstrategy I used was to have a friend send me a text saying that his car is broken down as excuse to end conversation

by stupidisforever August 7, 2009

text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.

"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"

by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009

textadrunkaholic

when a person starts texting his/her friends annoying texts for hours every time they get drunk.

Maggie is a textadrunkaholic! she texts me stupid stuff every single time she drinks!

by Bella msu June 23, 2010