Tapindowski 

A Polish merchant, who trades with his teammates in Mickey Mouse league for tapins which he uses to score goals and win fake awards. Like other pen merchants like penaldo and mpaypal, he is often referred as goat.

Don't be a tapindowski. You will not get any tapins here.

Tapindowski by Harry Maguire GOAT April 15, 2023

Happy Tappy 

Tap water consumed on a night out as a substitute for alcohol, usually drunk on it's own but sometimes drunk alongside alcoholic beverages.

Guy A: Sup dude, what you drinking there?
Guy B: It's a happy tappy dude.

Guy A: Man I'm thirsty, but I don't want to get drunk.

Guy B: Hey try this, it's a happy tappy.
Guy A: Whoa, this is super refreshing!
Guy B: I know right!

Happy Tappy by UnclePhilip July 9, 2012

Drive Through Tapping 

the art of eavesdropping on the person ahead of you in line at the drive through while they place their order. Drive through (or drive thru) tapping also includes the option of casting judgment on the person in front of you in line based solely on their order, ordering style, menu knowledge, special food preparation requests, accent, linguistic ability, and/or any other noticeable or distinguishing characteristic used by the orderer.

1-While drive through tapping, I learned the lady in front of me was profoundly anti pickles, mustard, and onion.

2-Whenever I hear, "Hi, I have 7 seperate orders" while drive through tapping, I go inside to order so I don't have to wait on the guy who's either buying lunch for an 87 person office or been elected drive through ambassador.

Drive Through Tapping by rlh06 February 21, 2011

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. 

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Tapia 

Tapia is the best last name in the world.

Man, I wish my name was Tapia.

Tapia by Donkey Pong July 19, 2006

Tapanga 

A beautiful lady with a perfect body. she is amazing in every way. very funny. intelligent. can be quite a pain in the butt. loves getting complimented. very confident. loves expressing herself in creative ways. love others more than herself. if you know a tapanga,keep her around she's a great friend and will do anything for you.

"I love tapanga."
"tapanga is the best!"

Tapanga by tapanger March 9, 2015

Tapping out

Complete voluntary leave on a conversation or situation. Forcing yourself out of the room.

"Dude, Eddie, that's some messed up shit right there. I'm tapping out. "

Tapping out by FTdubya December 27, 2014