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State Bridge Road 

A busy two lane highway that runs directly through the city of Johns Creek, Georgia. The road sits on a number of rolling hills, contains a few sharp turns, and its speed limit is 45 miles per hour; however, its terrain subsequently blesses the sneaky bastards at JCPD with the element of surprise. All residents of Johns Creek will eventually end up paying for at least ONE speeding ticket while wheeling down this death trap.
"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."
State Bridge Road by FERG April 3, 2019
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Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

When are you gonna come down?
When are you going to land?
I should have stayed on the farm
I should have listened to my old man
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up with you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing, the blues
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
What do you think you'll do then?
I bet that'll shoot down your plane
It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics
To set you on your feet again
Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road
Yeet goodbye yellow brick road is the best
Related Words

The Wax Road 

1. Rock'n'Roll music group from Republic of Moldova; 2. A road from Dreamland where people are throwing their ear wax on.
1. I use to listen to The Wax Road's music.
2. I put my ear wax on THE WAX ROAD.
The Wax Road by Hmm.zzz May 6, 2020

cum sucking road whore 

when youve run out of insults

Old Town Road 

A piece first written in April 20, 1969 by Beethoven after he took a picture of the very first black hole. Martin Luther King Jr. found the picture to be very racist, so he forced Beethoven to add rap lyrics in order to be saved from Antman going into his black hole.
Girl: “Hey, what’s that song where the farmer and the rapper make a collab”

Guy: “It’s called Old Town Road. Can I see your black hole?”

Girl: “Oh my god, yes”
Old Town Road by Johhnzzy April 11, 2019

grid road 

A back-country unpaved road. They are found in various states of repair; the good ones are graded and covered in gravel. They are referred to as such because they most often run North-South and East-West as if on a grid.

Known to Saskatchewanians.
The boys got in the truck and went for a booze cruise on the grid roads outside of town.

The farmer took the grid road to get from her home quarter to town.
grid road by KarlaHard November 15, 2007

finchley road 

Bit between arse and scotum.

The perenaum.

The choad, chode, chod (etc.)
I'm going to kick you in the finchley road.

SB licked a donkey's finchley. "It tasted good man"
finchley road by Devils Ball Sack August 10, 2009