In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.
"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.
by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010
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"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"
'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"
'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab
by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008
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Dude, fucking Christian said he needed a terabyte hard drive because he's a huge techno pack rat. He's already seen every movie he has on there, and doesn't even listen to most of the music. What a fuckwad.
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Get the ill-packed kebab mug.Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go to the club, but you didn't bring your I.D.
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)
Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)
Guy 2: Yo, you know I pack socks. (I.e., I'm always prepared.)
Guy 1: Man, I wish we could go down to the lake and swim, but you don't have any swimming trunks.
Guy 2: Yo, I pack socks. (I.e., my trunks are in the car.)
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