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oliver twist 

The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:

1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)

Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.

Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
oliver twist by watchoutboys January 15, 2010
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Oliver’s are cunts
Everyone- Oliver’s a cunt
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Oliver tree 

he is a indie singer and he makes really good music
oi blud u like oliver tree?
yea yea hes a tru legend him

Olivia Newton John 

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!
Olivia Newton John by Evy4 May 16, 2011

Jamie Oliver 

Vocalist/DJ/Keyboardist/Artist.
Part of Welsh six peice Lostprophets.
Amazing man.
Awesome musician.
"My name's Jamie...And I'm the fucking DJ!"
Jamie Oliver by Jen November 16, 2004
The one girl who always fucks up good relationships. She always gets in the way while she lets the other person to the side. She's a non working hypocritical bitch. She has it her way or the high way. Fuck her. Example : on my block. She ruined Ceaser and Monse's good relationship. Fuck Olivia. Don't ever get a boyfriend cause then she will see him.
I fucking hate Olivia she's such a thot.

Pulling an Olivia

When someone acts all nice and cares about you, then just randomly refuses to acknowledge your existence.
Person 1: I can believe it! She stopped talking to me again!
Person 2: She's Pulling an Olivia on you.