Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 16, 2015

Hitler's penis

The Holy Grail for Germans. It has the power to impregnate anyone, man or woman, within 5 feet of it.

I found Hitler's penis and now I'm pregnant.

by Doge of teh Gods May 16, 2015

penis soup

Penis soup is where 4 male figures dip their unholy genitals into a steamy pot of noodle or chicken soup and then one by one lick the soup off each others balls.

Hey Shayan would you like to play penis soup with me Brody and Laird

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc February 20, 2018

Penis Hunter

Someone who goes on a rampage trying to find a dick to suck.

Wow she was such a Penis Hunter today.

by TrueShit81 January 23, 2015

Penis Fumbler

A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed

"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"

by mea mc November 17, 2011

penis grief

That’s when you wake up in the middle of the night and look at the person next of you and say:

“Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady”

Johnny: I woke up last night with penis grief

by DooksDookie July 11, 2021