on steve

Swearing on a loved one

on steve i aint lying

by playboi eman July 26, 2023

Sweaty Steve

A shy young man, compensates for a small peepee by abusing his mates on Fortnite and other online games. He tries to show that he's though by getting 7 kills in in creative, and chats shit to everyone about how good he is, only to get killed right after dropping into a full bot lobby.

Huxley, "Touch Grass!"
Sweaty Steve, "Naaahhh, what do you mean. I killed you 4 times in creative bro". You also got a mad forehead."
Huxley, "Shut up I freaking hate you!"
Steve, *rage quits*

by Random urubaner March 2, 2022

Steve

Absolute default fuck who can't be bothered to find a skin on minecraft

He's so boring he's such a Steve

by Dumb Crusty Fuck April 25, 2021

Steve

A man that is really good at math but also puts black caps on blue markers. He looks really good in suspenders and is the best there is a witty comments. Steve Herb Strick

Steve is the best teacher/mathematician ever!

by Kowl/kaleb October 4, 2020

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Steve-Face

A face that The character Steve makes from the Children Nickelodeon show refered to as 'Blues Clues' has a episode in which Steven Rides up a Inmationated Elavator in which is completely fake and that nigga Be on Crack in which he has a face if hes staring at god in a creepy kind of way.

Have you seen that nigga MOAR KRABS he has a Steve-Face on him.

by hamheartagram July 7, 2010

Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?

by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023