The Mitt

A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter.

We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".

"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"

by shemmin December 5, 2009

mitt romney

Former governor of Massachusetts. Moderate Republican.... has had to move himself over to the rightin an attempt to get the Republican nomination for President. Smart, good looking, and potentially a dangerous candidate, but Bush has probably doomed any chance the GOP could keep the white house..... unless the Democrats run OJ Simpson or Saddam's corpse..... which wouldn't really be that shocking since they ran John Kerry and Al Gore.

It's one article a day about Mitt Romney now. Is America ready for a Mormon President? Is America ready for a Mormon President? Pretty soon.... it'll be an article a second.

by flipswirl January 13, 2007

mad minute

A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.

The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.

I was the Mad Minute champion in grade school.

by Lon September 5, 2005

Mittal

Someone likes to get spanked between 8 PM to 2 AM. Very Machiavellian, and often does anything to get their will. When it comes to speaking to girls, his fiery gusto ends. It's like seeing a shrimp dry on a sunny blacktop, a weird sight.

Oh my god, Aditya is acting just like a Mittal; he tried talking to a girl, but she walked by him.

by prputrtr December 23, 2020

dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006