Jizz-O-Lantern

First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.

Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.

by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011

jizz zilla

a guy with an extremely large dick

wow Dakota is a complete jizz zilla

by xP4TCH35xx February 19, 2011

Jizz Tits

A lovely pair of boobs

That bird has a right pair of jizz tits

by BambisPhrases June 24, 2016

jizz whore

A fucking cum guzzling brown haired girl probably called Lauren

"Lauren is such a jizz whore"

by ILickTheCumOffMyForehead March 14, 2018

Jizz Wrangler

One who attains semen using a lasso

Holy shit, brah, after that bitch rode me reverse cowgirl, I called her the "Jizz Wrangler"

by Jizz Bitch November 21, 2010

Jizz quality

Observing something or someone of great sexual pleasure. So much, you could imagine it later when pleasuring yourself.

The hot girl over there is "jizz quality"!! Ill be thinking about that later

by supastarstatus March 29, 2013

jizz canon

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!

(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.

by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010