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Floppy seadog

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.
Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.
by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010
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floricide

killing of flowers, also mass murder of our little petal-ed friends. Can be used in the fashion sense or just referring to harming people dressed up or in flowers. Also what the fairy equivalent of Hitler is guilty of.

Latin origin-->Flora meaning plants;the ending -cide coming from caedere, meaning to kill.
the little girl was seemingly unaware of her many crimes of floricide

"Jen's wedding was like a second floricide"

"chicks dig floricide, they think it's romantic"

"That shirt is guilty of serious floricide"

Dude1: "Dude, i just wanna go out and commit some floricide!"
Dude2: "Totally! Let's get wasted. I'll get the weed and gardening tools!"
by ossum-o-possum April 12, 2010
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Floopie Doopie

by TheFloopieDooper August 6, 2010
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Flonde

A girl who posses unnatural blonde hair. Derived from the term used by Losties to refer to fake Locke.
Check out that flondie over there...she'd probably look better her natural brown hair.

Damn Melissa turned herself into a flonde last week when she dyed her hair.
by skittlezzet September 21, 2010
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Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.
To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.
by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010
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flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.
dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.
by hjscott November 15, 2010
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Flowering Dingle-bush

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.
The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.
by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011
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