Turkish Flap Doodle

The act of ingesting a gold chain, defecating it, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

I caught my wife stealing my gold chain to use in a Turkish Flap Doodle

by Askalotl July 7, 2025

Shart Flap

A Shart Flap is a piece of absorbent material, like bamboo cloth, sewn into the back of Commando brand shorts to prevent visibility of any shart aftermath.

Thank God my Commando shorts had a shart flap or people could see my Taco Bell accident that snuck up on me.

by Commando Shorts November 6, 2022

flaps

The fleshy part of the female genitalia that flap around when you have a dance

My friend Paula has lovely flaps. They're even gluten free!!!

by flappyfeatures October 25, 2018

Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

by Rhino That is Albino August 3, 2017

Flap-wrap

The equivalent of teabagging for people with vaginas.

Not only did she gank me, to add insult to injury she flap-wrapped me, bro!

by Ganksy April 15, 2022

Cow Flapping

Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping

by Eckybear October 8, 2016

Bitch Flaps

See also Meat Curtains, the excess loose flesh on a woman's vagina.

Man, did you see the bitch flaps on that girl at the club?

by Thraven The Mad January 18, 2024