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Fail Cake

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.

It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011
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fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.
Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!
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Failbeing

(n.) Failbeing: One who tries to dabble into one or more crafts or professions but fails miserably.
Matt: "...so you're like a hybrid, except you suck at all things."
Courtland: "So I'm just a failbeing then?"
by Thom1337 June 13, 2011
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Fail Build

Building a huge car stereo in a vehicle, that ultimatley fails. More than 28,000 watts, and not hitting over 156db. To spend alot of money, and have nothing in return.
Hey, did you see that fail build from DOA?
by stoking June 18, 2011
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Fail Ass Shit

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.
by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011
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Failception

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.
I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N
by Plysomack September 12, 2011
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fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011
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