Das cunt

When your German friend is a total cunt

Hans , you are being das cunt.

by Dasarthour October 2, 2018

Jedi Cunt

When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.

‘Shut up, you’re such a Jedi Cunt Said Palpatine’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Pile of Cunt

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls

You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!

by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

Cheating cunt

Kirsten.

Kirsten was a cheating cunt

by Yessssssmaann September 15, 2016

Village Cunt

A term used for a fierce, out of control crazy red headed lady.

"Hey Georgie you're a village cunt"

"I'm just chilling at home with this village cunt"

by Swear words May 3, 2014

Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.

"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."

by netjak September 30, 2011

cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.

With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.

by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009