Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

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crimson cock

what your cock looks like after an intense session of period sex - the crimson red color is painted all over your penis

“Sorry I couldn’t come in to work yesterday, my side piece gave me a crimson cock and the blood wouldn’t come off. Pussy was still fire tho.”

by vivsnake December 21, 2019

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Drunk on Cock

The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.

Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.

by Salsbar May 7, 2011

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Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008

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Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

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Trotter Cock

an Un-circumcised penis, generally reserved for men with an undeniably large amount of foreskin which folds onto and into itself at the head of the genitals.

Frined: Hey Ryan, are you actually able to please your girlfriend with that hideous trotter cock you got?

Ryan: We haven't gotten to that point yet she's afraid of the quagmire of skin on my trotter cock.

by Matthew Pricee January 19, 2009

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