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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
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Double Ass-blast

The act of receiving an ass-blast but the giver blows crack cocaine smoke in the anus first, then continues into an ass-blast.
Babe, do you want a regular or a Double Ass-blast?
by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022
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Blasting track

meaning a train is being driven very quickly.
Person 1: Holy shit! I'm blasting track right now!

Person 2: what?

Person 1: I'm driving the DM3, not DE3 as its mechanical not electric meaning manual transmission for it's gigantic surprisingly fuel efficient diesel motor, down a 1.7% grade in the rain at 70 Mph!

Person 2: wait what the fuck are you talking about?

Person 1: Okay, well yes. The DM3 is fictional, it *is* HEAVILY inspired by the british rail class 03 which is ICONIC. And yes, I know. Using a shunter for hauling is always a bit unorth-

Person 2: You have autism.
by snailsbsnucking June 16, 2025
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Mini Blast

To arrange drinks with friends, get drunk in short amount of time and to not stay out that late. But have a great hang!
Last night I had a mini blast with Ashley and Justin! I was home by midnight and I’m not that hungover today!
by Coopcooper162 December 4, 2018
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Oreo Blast

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
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Baja Blast

When you get bukkakked on by a bunch of Mexican dudes.
Miguel, Juan, and Pedro gave her the Baja Blast last night.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
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Blast a rette

"Yo let's go out back and blast a rette"
by Baron Von Rippenfartz November 27, 2024
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