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Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
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Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
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Georgia car wash

The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.
Hey, your car looks great!

Thanks, I gave it a Georgia car wash last night.
by Wrangler of Skanks June 3, 2023
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Pissher Washing

Using one's own urine stream to remove fecal residue from a toilet bowl left by a previous depositor, commonly using the maximum possible force with which one can expel urine.
Male 1: Dude, you've been drinking coffee like crazy!
Male 2: I know, the janitor is on strike and I gotta do some pissher washing.
by ilovechicclete July 20, 2011
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wash the windows

The act of ejaculating in such a quantity, that it gets all over the windows and walls of your bedroom.
Sorry baby, I didn't want to wash the windows.
by Your Average Memer November 24, 2016
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Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
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