twat artist

A Twat is a daragatory reference to a womans privates, her vagina,It is also used to define a pregnant goldfish.

The general public usually use this term 'twat' when frustrated with another human being (or species) and want to vent there anger towards them by insulting them with such word.

However when you are a 'Twat Artist' you are a person that is so beyond a twat they make it an art.

Invented By Lauren Reynolds

Lauren:Can you believe that!
Lily:No i really cant why would he do that?

Lauren:I dont know .. he is such a twat artist!!
Lily:So agreed mofo

by lozza93 May 5, 2011

Twat Flaunter

A promiscuous women who has a high self esteem and is overly confident in the fact that all members of the human race would enjoy the site and feel of her vulva (vaginal region) this person would think they were a zero on the condometer and perfectly acceptable to raw dog.

Her hobbies are baseball and flaunting her twat all over town; what a twat flaunter!

by Matt Tim Ryan 17 September 21, 2009

tortoise twat

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.

The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.

by Soup Daddy April 21, 2018

Fuck Twat

The epidemy of stupidity; in other words, a very stupid person; a person of low mentality that has not other option than to make constant bad decisions.

Stan went to jail for joyriding in a hearse? What a Fuck Twat!

The Fuck Twat had dope in his pocket and stopped a K-9 unit for directions, really?
Roger is such a fuck twat, he's a runner up in the Darwin Awards yearly.

by HD Rich October 31, 2019

twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.

Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Sad twat

Anyone who looks at Hentai.
Watched by nerds and the Wapanese who have nothing else better to do than look as ugly naked cartoons.
Sad bastards.

I mean, what is so good about it? All it is is stupid drawings of naked people with over exaggerated anatomy. How can a 10 year ols boy have a 12 inch erection? How can 6 year old girls have big breasts? Honestly, if you like this stupid crap then your obviously a faggot that can't get laid.

by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004

twat farmer

Someone who farms (trolls) for twat (booty).

Used as an insult.

"You are such a twat farmer."

by Timmy G May 18, 2006