Bum Touchers 

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

Bum Touchers by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

kid toucher 

someone who touches kids often of the age of 4 for enjoyment. They are very creepy and named josh

defined:

"What the hell. Josh what are you doing to that boy. Let go of his pants. stop being a kid toucher"

kid toucher by FAT ELF KID September 6, 2020

touching canvas 

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.

will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.

touching canvas by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

Touch Chips 

The attempt of being up to par with; To try to be in the same class/category as; Trying to be as good or superior than something or someone.

To touch chips with them, you need more money.

Touch Chips by Prequel November 16, 2009

torched the net 

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!

Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.

torched the net by Torch City February 3, 2010

touching taint 

When you go deeper than balls deep.

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!

touching taint by Ohnono December 13, 2012

Touchy McPenishands

Name given to a guy who has that constant smell of dick on his fingers, as a result from always fondling about in his trousers. He will typically be a man of low hygiene and seems to have an obsession with putting his fragrant fingers near your face, similar to a Touchy McToucherson.

Gurl 1: Yo. Have you noticed that his fingers always smell like dieck when he wipes them in your face?
Gurl 2: I know right?! Is his name 'Touchy McPenishands' or something?!

Touchy McPenishands by TheGoofySquid June 7, 2016