1 definition by TheGoofySquid
Name given to a guy who has that constant smell of dick on his fingers, as a result from always fondling about in his trousers. He will typically be a man of low hygiene and seems to have an obsession with putting his fragrant fingers near your face, similar to a Touchy McToucherson.
Gurl 1: Yo. Have you noticed that his fingers always smell like dieck when he wipes them in your face?
Gurl 2: I know right?! Is his name 'Touchy McPenishands' or something?!
Gurl 2: I know right?! Is his name 'Touchy McPenishands' or something?!
by TheGoofySquid June 7, 2016