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Internet Tough Guy 

Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:

- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.

Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:

"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."

"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
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Tonka Tough

Super tough, strong, opposite of weaksauce
John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!
Tonka Tough by phailmoar February 16, 2009

tough one 

1. A term that is suitable only for situations that result in a loss or an unexpected turn for the worse
2. At first, "tough one" was used in a derogatory manner. However, with the passing of time, the term has been used in a lighter, more colloquial usage
Coach: Tough one Feremy
Feremy (the athlete): I know Coach. I think I could have gotten him. That was a tough one
Coach: You know, I'd highly encourage you to do a little more with the backhand. If you do, you can say goodbye to the tough ones.
tough one by Demonte Jones June 14, 2010

nose toucher 

A girl who can stick a dick so far down her throat that her nose touches the guys body
Cindy gives the best deep throat, shes a nose toucher
nose toucher by leroy jankins August 31, 2006

Somebody toucha ma spaghett 

A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”
Hey have you heard that memeSomebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat

tough crowd 

what someone would say after telling a joke or other humorous anecdote, and then getting deadpan looks and no verbal acknowledgement from the people listening.
"Yeah, so I heard Dave got a pet cat, oh well, probably the closest thing to pussy he'll ever have in his place, huh guys? hahaha!"

(silence and blank stares from everyone)

"Geez...! Tough crowd, man....tough crowd!!"
tough crowd by TheMocker October 31, 2004
Word of the Day on May 21, 2005

touchbase 

when geting a blowjob and the lips go to the bottom of the penis
the said he wants to touchbase with me we all giggled

i was geting a blowjob and she can touchbase
touchbase by lowelljoe January 3, 2010