child toucher

someone who touches children

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher

by clubpenguinluvr123 July 14, 2016

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tough moron

someone who is a moron but also possesses uncompromising determination and is capable of enduring strain, hardship, or severe labor

Check out that guy carrying the steel 55-gallon drum down the block even though he could be rolling it. He is one tough moron!

by BlobbyBlob May 13, 2010

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torch baby

(Noun) A Bitch who is constantly hot, and needs the windows or air on at all times in order to stay cool.

Opposite freeze baby

Shirley is such a torch baby, she sleeps with the window open in winter.

Torch baby's often have red hair,look like Lindsay Lohan and are often pissed about life.

by TwerkingSnatch October 21, 2013

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Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.

Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

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