smiff

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger

i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.

by Will October 1, 2004

rocco siffredi

Italian porn star who looks, in fact, non-Italian. Rocco Siffredi is one of the few male sex actors who has real name recognition, due largely to his
decidedly nasty sexual exploits with mainly European females. Zoom shots of Siffredi's anus during sex reveal he may well have hemmorhoids. Nasty

I went to the doctor today and he said I was suffering from "Siffredi Ass" and need to use Preparation H.

by Modern Cynic June 10, 2005

StiffNeck

A term Generally used for an usual way of kissing.

Basically a movement so unseen to the human eye it's unbareable to watch.

Take your Right Ear and Touch your Right Shoulder and keep your head like that for the entire kiss without moving, you just then performed a STIFFNECK!

how was his kiss? omg i just been StiffNecked!

by Rob December 18, 2004

Stiffy Sauce

The bodily fluid that is excreted from ones urethra when having a massive lap rocket.

1.)Right as my girlfriend was about to slob my knob, i got so excited, that my stiffy sauce scared her away!
2.) I'm so horny, i could fill a bucket full of stiffy sauce.

by Mitchell Meara August 6, 2006

free sniff

As a phrase, noun. After performing oral sex and/or fingering a female's box, the lingering smell afterwards, either on the upper lip or on the fingers. Generally used as either bragging, warning, or Avoid a bad free sniff with a sniff test.

Hey, Paul! Smell my fingers, man. Smell that? You got a free sniff!

by Dan Madole August 29, 2004

Pillow Skiffing

The act of inserting the corners of a undesirable mates pillow into your ass therefore making it contaminated for when they come to sleep on it.

That asshole has been staring at my girlfriends rack all night, he's crashing at mine,
he's so gonna be the victim of pillow skiffing....

by Ben Walbridge August 5, 2006

package sniffer

it started like this...

the office IT guy was telling us that we NEED to use VPN while on business travel. he says that if we dont use VPN, someone could use packet sniffer software to read our emails. we told him he's a package sniffer.

then we lol'd, cause thats the way we roll...

"those crazy ITards make everything difficult...they're all a bunch of package sniffers."

by notasniffer October 18, 2007