[social nap]

The art and practice of falling asleep for brief periods of time (or napping) in public. 2. Being able to sleep in social settings (eg a family dinner party). 3. Also social napping and social napper.

Paul took a social nap during the Super Bowl party.

by Diamond Lake Crew April 26, 2016

Hvoax Socialize

Hvoax: A god forbidden creature (The devil) in the religion: socialize

Person one "I hate hvoax socialize!"
Person two "Yes! He loves to torture our people!"

by ,.,.// November 12, 2020

Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.

In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020

Social signalling

A person making a statement to get a point across that gives them Reality or Internet clout.

Example 1: I have the latest iPhone!
Example 2: Jealous of my new 4K TV?... Its 120hz too!
Example 3: I went to a protest for (Insert political issue here)
Comeback: I do not care about your social signalling

by dankm3m3rzz May 24, 2021

Social Rush

When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!

by TDTT December 9, 2008

social closening

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact

Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.

by Word-maven March 14, 2020

social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.

Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.

by sandraxine August 26, 2018