queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Queef

Female fart

Queef on my sandwich.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Queef

When you pull out and the girl farts out of her vagina

Guy: *pulls out*
Girl: *frrrt* oops I queefed

by Desert ridge middle schooler October 29, 2018

Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out

Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night

by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Queef

Here it is, a queef is the sound air that is trapped in the vagina makes coming out when a girl is tight and the penis is large for the vagina. Occurring often in the doggy-style or legs over shoulders position due to a large penis inside of a small tight vagina where the air is pushed into and out of the vagina during intercourse. Gentlemen, this is a verrryyy good thing. Generally it means that the woman has been trying to enhance mutual pleasure by contracting her vaginal muscles, and the in and out style of sex, especially deep hard thrusts after a just the tip phase, make this possible. If a woman can do this on command, then she has a tight control of her vaginal musculature and it is a very good thing. Enjoy gentlemen.

As he was penetrating her in the from behind position, her tight vagina queefed, letting him know that he had pounded her hard, and her tightness was worth the effort.

by Doctorgigi December 28, 2018

Queef

A thing like a fart but doesn’t come out your but (only girls can do)

Hey you girl in blue shorts stop queefing

by Peditos@13 January 2, 2019