Paintrain

A football player in the Tackle position. Fits the title more if his number is 51.

That Paintrain made a sick tackle again!

by Maxo.is.hot January 12, 2008

Paint his lover's dick

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011

Paint it red

Some one that buys hunting clothes and doesn't hunt. Clams he's country and lives in townhouse.

Paint it red!!!! I don't hunt tho

by BigD7307 June 3, 2016

Nipple Painting

When one paints ones nipples with ones nail polish :)

PASS ME A NAPKIN nipple painting

by ABSOLUTE LOSER1 July 28, 2010

Alaskan paint job

When a stripper is giving you a lap dance, and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.

by freako and jon doe May 11, 2011

Going hard in the paint

Having sexual intercourse with a female on her period

I know my girlfriend is on her period tonight but I am still going hard in the paint.

by TurdNuggetBucket September 22, 2013

pant-load

1) A shit-load, a very large amount of something. Similer to a zillion.

2)Somebody who is full of shit, a shit bag.

1) There's a pant-load of ants in my pants.
2)Hey, say 'vaya con dios', dude! Hey, say it! I'm talking to you! Pant-load!

by Comrade 47 April 21, 2008