A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022
Get the North Poleo Diet mug.The past-tense act of eating the delicious cheesy bread from regional pizza chain, Mackenzie River, and/or the ambiguous past-tense of performing a sexual act.
Example 1: “Me and the homies went to Mack River last night and got lodge poled. My breath smelled like ass after.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
Example 2: “How did your tinder date go last night?”
“Well.”
“How well?”
“I got lodge poled.”
“Nice.”
by MacReady95 June 12, 2023
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They did an amazing job on the renovation, but those dada poles on the front porch look like they're going to snap any minute!
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Get the dada poles mug.When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.
Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!
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Get the the polease mug.Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.
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